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Two panel drawing. First panel: Batman finds a chubby orange cat. The cat is talking. Text reads: 'Batman! Thank god you're here! It's me, Jim! That damn witch turned me into a cat! You gotta help me out, here! I ain't spending the rest of my life eating tuna out of a fucking bowl!' Second panel: Batman says 'You're literally the cutest little kitty I've ever met'. The cat is meowing frantically, as Batman cannot here Gordon's words.

Batman and Kitty Gordon

This little doodle is in reference to a tumblr post of mine that I had made before I made this doodle. Below is the tumblr post that I wrote, for context.

stupid batman fanfic idea: the gcpd are going up against some stupid villain who happens to be a magic user (they don’t know this yet) and in the chaos commissioner gordon gets turned into a cat (yes i know i’m so original). kitty gordon runs away because he’s like “WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK” and also doesn’t wanna get shot as a small creature. batman eventually finds kitty gordon, not realising it’s actually gordon and is completely smitten with this cat because it is a large orange tom cat with huge jowls and like the craziest whiskers ever (looks like a mustache) and he just HAS to take the cat home with him. kitty gordon is like “oh thank god batman has come to save me and help turn me back into a human” but batman just ends up fawning over him and using a baby voice on him (only slightly lighter and higher than his batman voice) that gordon has NEVER heard before and he keeps getting kisses and pets from him and jim is like “god fucking damn it” but also kinda likes the attention he’s getting by being a cute cat. also his meows are like the meows of an old man who smokes (raspy).

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